What on Earth is that?! McEverley at the back, he's been out for ages! And Nissa?! Emerton at RB?! Our best 11 (I think): Friedel Neill, Amoruso, Matteo, Gray Gally, Fergie, Tugay, de Pedro Dickov, Stead Don't criticise if you can't come up with a better team yourself - Tugay and Ferguson in the centre of midfield, Gally on the right! If that's not a midfield asking to be overrun then I don't know what is

Friedel Neill Short Matteo Gray Thompson Douglas Ferguson De Pedro Stead Dickov

You're beginning to form your sentences like a German now I think you've been asking for more than one beer mate

#We're on the ball, we're on the ball.....#

Now that's not good at all... I wouldn't be worried if it was someone else (Well, maybe Matteo) but it's not very encouraging. I just hope it's the other knee, or that it's simply bruised. I think it may have just been procortionalry WHAT? Precautionary mate

Out of interest did the trialist have a name on the back of his shirt? Or was Souness pissing around and had M. Trialist printed on it

Age: 40 Nationality: Welsh Position: Forward

I'm leaning towards it being Dean Saunders - it sounds like part of his machiavellian plan to take over the world (or at least Ewood Park)

Did he come on with a blank Rovers shirt and a mask then?

Dear God what a terrible deal for our club

If we're relegation fodder then surely Fulham are 'Championship' contenders

That would make matches good fun for the opposition

Probably not, hel! they'll probably forget to bring the kit

I seriously hope these papers are just picking up on the Sunday People's story and not having actual sources. Souness has redeemed himself somewhat in my eyes for his summer signings so far - if he was to release Cole and pay him off, well then he quite simply must go the way of the Russian royal family and be shot in a basement

Clearly sales stats prove you are wrong. And what makes you think you carrying on about it will change anything?

Frankly mate I don't care and I don't know why you can't just let it go - nobody in their right mind buys the Sun or the Daily Mail (or any of that sh!t) anyway.

On a free, or with a transfer fee? On his ridiculous wages or has he taken a pay cut?

I can't remember that having sex with a beautiful woman caused me to :- bite my nails to the quick; sit for 90 minutes all tensed up inside; wonder if a heart attack would ensue; grind my teeth in utter frustration and scuff my shoes on the ground in despair as I walked away despondently afterwards. Obviously you're doing it wrong

I agree, they should force kids at schools all across the country to read Garner's book , infact why not sing hymns able Garner at asemblies instead of them Christian hymns Sounds like a sensible idea to me

Bill Shankley Bill Shankly. Coming from an era when goalkeepers were not the "untouchables" that they are today, the great man would no doubt have had a robust view of last night's events. With regard to Swiss referee Urst Maier's performance, it is worth recalling one of his other classic quotes: "The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game." Regarding; 'Football's not a matter of life and death, it's more important than that'. Bill Shankley actually...ahem...'recycled' the quote. It was originally first uttered by an American Football coach, whose name I can't remember but maybe some of the American posters on here may know who it was . Was it Lombardi? Probably, Vince has all the best quotes

You cannot possibly drop Owen, he's one of the few World Class players we have

There isn't any, we have some of the worst fans in the league (oh and I have renewed my ticket using my student loan, despite living in Hull most of the year) Oh and Parasyte, good lad (or lass )

Don't know why you bother watching it - I'm not wasting my time on a tournament organised by an association who don't send bung takers home in disgrace

What's the web address? I'm willing to give it a go

When do the team get home? I've got to organise a lynching possie for Sven our super Swede