Link? It's not on the official site at the moment.

Why does it?

Would be great...tv wasn't invented for quite a while after though, so I doubt we've much of a claim! This will have been made for the old projector screens. I can imagine the first armchair fans sitting in a 'cinema' to view it!

Where? Let's sign them.

1. Chelsea (Yawn) 2. Liverpool 3. Arsenal 4. Scumchester United 5. Tottenham Hotspur 6. Newcastle United 7. Blackburn Rovers 8. West Ham 9. Bolton 10. Portsmouth 11. Everton 12. Aston Villa 13. Wigan 14. Manchester City 15. Middlesborough 16. Charlton 17. Reading 18. Fulham 19. Sheff United 20. Watford Mind, what Ive realised putting this together, is I really don't bloody know!! That middle section of the table is so interchangeable.

Actually, there have been moments when I've found him to be too full of self belief- prompting him to do ridiculous backheels to opposition defenders.

Skysports have an article on it also: Emerton blow Hughes: "He has the ability to carry the ball from one end of the field to the other, and that's why other teams have coveted him this summer." Do you think he means from the right to the centre of the field? In a dream world, I was hoping we could get over 2 million for him and sign Gera. Oh well. Guess we can forget the club moving for a right winger who can actually play now.

There's a considerable amount of irony in that one-line question. And I say irony because it's less confrontational than 'hypocrisy'.

I have to say I'm not entirely won over by this signing. His record seems to show that, goals-wise, he's a very erratic player. Last season he barely scored at all, and I feel we need somebody guaranteed to bag us more. Then again, perhaps his heart wasn't in at as much last year after his transfer fell through, or maybe he was trying to engineer himself into an affordable position. Hope it comes off though. I'd love to see us try and snap up Saviola too (partly funded by letting Kuqi go perhaps), then I'd be extremely confident about next year.

I'm currently unable to find the bloody disc for the game!

Er, not sure, but if that's true, isn't it due to all the other relegated teams?

Well sure, but a quick look at the, ya know, facts, should have demonstrated to him that he was only capable of 6.

Got to wonder why the hell Arsenal paid 10 mill for him, his record at Everton wasn't exactly impressive. Seems that when he joins a club, a figure is randomly decided for him to score each season he is with them- he was only capable of 6 a season for Everton, and 2 a season for Arsenal. Wonder what it'll be for us...

Aye, saw both the sites I mentioned bring it up a little after I posted. Would love to know what the fee was before I decide whether it's a good or bad move. Obviously I hope for the former. The rovers site credits him with 14 goals for Wigan. I assume the other 6 were in cups. The season just gone was maybe the best he's had, too...

What's your source? Nothing at skysports.com or at the rovers official website, as I type.

Woops, eh?

What you talking about son? Best TEAM goal, you probably have an argument. But best goal? Nah. Maradona took the ball about as far ON HIS OWN, so that rubbishes that theory. You're judging him without knowing him though. Mind, proponents of signing him are usually doing the same.

My sentiments exactly.

When Zigic didn't play, the mentality of those that did has no bearing on him. Unless you'd like to stereotype all Serbs.

Er...he didn't play mate.

Didn't see the whole game, but it looked to me as though the Serbs simply couldn't be bothered for most of the game. There was no closing down whatsoever, and the defending was dire. I think most decent teams in the tournament would have murdered them.

More than a couple! The lad seems to perform well for England.

That's Mr. Pedantic. Edit- Whilst I'm at it, 'conscious'. ;)

That's xenophobic S&M to be dark horses....they're not going to win or anything, but I think if they can escape their group they've a good shot at the quarters or semis. A 'big' nation will win the whole thing, won't be a major upset.

Yes but it's not. The only way you can be fouled without any contact is if there's a high foot. There wasn't any contact. It wasn't a penalty. However, I wouldn't say it was a dive either, since there was no appeal from Gerrard and since I would say he was jumping out of the way of a reckless tackle. Oh and FFS, Wrighty isn't there just because he's black, he's there because he's got more charisma than the rest of that studio combined. Edit- sorry, yes, and two footed tackles. Which I don't recall the one on Gerrard being.